A guy walks into a bar.?

He notices on the bar A huge pickle jar full of $100 bills. He asks the bartender why its sitting there. The bartender tells him "its a game we play" the man asks "Whats the rules?" Bartender says "Whoever wants to play puts a hundred dollar bill in the jar, shoots down 15 shots of Tequila, then he goes out back and pulls an abscessed tooth from our crocodile, then goes upstairs and has with this STD ridden 400lbs. Woman, whoever can do that wins the jar full of hundreds." The man says "OK I'm game" He shoots down the 15 shots and then goes out back to pull the tooth. Then all of a sudden all hell breaks loose, just a God awful ruckus. A couple of minutes later the man stumbles in and says with a slurring mumble "OK wheres that ***** with the abscessed tooth!"